New Age Lullaby

Hush little baby don't you squall

Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball

And if you still can't see beyond

Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand

And if that wand don't change your fate

Mamma's gonna teach you to levitate

And if the astral makes you sick

Momma's gonna buy you an insense stick
 

And if that patchouli smells too rank

She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank

And if that tank don't float your bones

Momma's gonna buy you precious stones

And if those gems don't ease your heart


Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart
 
And if your planets go berserk

Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork

And if your aura still needs kneading

Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading

And if your destiny still stays hid

Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid

And if your chakras still feel stressed

Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest

And if power animals don't come to charm ya

Sorry, kid, it's just bad karma.

Author Unknown __._,_.___